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Offline surlalune

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Re: BARIS humor mod
« Reply #15 on: February 04, 2007, 03:55:17 AM »
By the way, I wondered how can you get 'Mission Proceed' messages in BARIS. Now I know!
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Re: BARIS humor mod
« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2007, 05:29:56 AM »
On the news screen:

"The general public have got it figured.  They know that you're secretly going to fake a moon landing in a studio in Hollywood.  50MB budget increase to actually launch real rockets." :)

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Re: BARIS humor mod
« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2007, 12:43:21 PM »
On the news screen:

"The general public have got it figured.  They know that you're secretly going to fake a moon landing in a studio in Hollywood.  50MB budget increase to actually launch real rockets." :)

Brilliant!  It's in!
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Re: BARIS humor mod
« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2007, 01:50:43 PM »
"Congress demands that you fake the moon landing to save money. Budget cut by 10 mb."
 
"The President/Premiere shows up for a tour of the facility. 1mb spent on vip activities....."
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Re: BARIS humor mod
« Reply #19 on: February 05, 2007, 03:17:07 PM »
"Too many science experiments on board.  Crew fakes own death to get a few hours' sleep.  Mission delayed, still successful."

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Re: BARIS humor mod
« Reply #20 on: February 05, 2007, 03:21:06 PM »
Remember the Simpsons' episdoe when Homer goes to space?

"Ruffled potato chips short-circuit control panel"

"experimental ants attack crew.  Crew sprays bugspray.  Mission proceeds."

"airlock door stuck open.  Carbon rod is used to keep door closed.  Capsule survives re-entry."
I second the addition of Simpsons space quotes!

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Re: BARIS humor mod
« Reply #21 on: February 05, 2007, 03:26:41 PM »
I second the addition of Simpsons space quotes!
My favorite quote was when Homer said the first man on the moon was "Apollo Creed" (Rocky movies).  Add Apollo to the astronaut roster.

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Re: BARIS humor mod
« Reply #22 on: February 07, 2007, 10:16:49 AM »
"astronaut realized he forgot his toothbrush, he will return with bad breath, mission still partially success"
This can be a bit frustrating when you are doing a lunar landing :)

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Re: BARIS humor mod
« Reply #23 on: February 07, 2007, 01:02:25 PM »
"astronaut realized he forgot his toothbrush, he will return with bad breath, mission still partially success"
This can be a bit frustrating when you are doing a lunar landing :)

I wonder why?
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Re: BARIS humor mod
« Reply #24 on: February 07, 2007, 01:07:09 PM »
VOSTOK = Flying Coffin
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Re: BARIS humor mod
« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2007, 07:32:16 PM »
Astronaut forgot to record "The Sopranos" episode. Ground control sends 8-man team home to make necessary repairs. Mission unaffected.

Astronaut mentions he needs to TiVo "The O.C" episode, flight status is rescinded for bad taste. Mission scrubbed.

Astronaut discovered alien/hentai pornography left behind by previous inhabitants, crew too emotionally disturbed to initiate ascend procedures. Crew stranded on lunar surface.

Astronauts get into fistfight in LM, LM is irreversibly damaged to crashes/cannot ascend.

(yes, I know TiVo or "The O.C." wasn't around then)

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Re: BARIS humor mod
« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2007, 05:15:09 AM »
Drunken Range Officer accidently pressed the self destruct button.
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Re: BARIS humor mod
« Reply #27 on: February 11, 2007, 06:09:00 AM »
Tang supply is laced with LSD. Crew become paranoid and refuses to accept mission control's data, communications are lost.

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Re: BARIS humor mod
« Reply #28 on: February 12, 2007, 10:05:29 AM »
Fuel supply is laced with dynamite. Launch is cancelled. Rocket explodes anyway!
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Re: BARIS humor mod
« Reply #29 on: February 12, 2007, 10:33:13 AM »
'A kid built a Mercury capsule and later he saved the [rocket/spacecraft] program!'

Avoids a failure.
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